I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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