how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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