nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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