he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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