whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He's on the porch naked. Help.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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