why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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