Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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