I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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