I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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