She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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