I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
