When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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