Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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