I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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