so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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