2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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