Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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