For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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