Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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