forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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