ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was born a porn star she said
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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