I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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