who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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