i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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