how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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