is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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