I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
