butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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