Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think people are normalizing furries
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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