yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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