tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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