I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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