She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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