This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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