with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
tell me about the fingering
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