I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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