We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You surviving the open bar?
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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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