so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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