so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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