girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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