That's intense
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
What a dumb baby whore.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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