Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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