The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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