: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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