I cockslap morals
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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