just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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