Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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