she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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