Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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