Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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