he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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