And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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