I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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