I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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