i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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