Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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